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BANON: Excellent work Edgar. Now toss her in the...room of delicous pleasures for perverted old men whose names start with B. |
| Banon relates a story of how evil came into the world. Needless to say, the story sounds a bit too much like Pandora's Box to be original, but you must give Square credit, for in the spirit of male chauvenism, Pandora is changed to a man. Yeah, baby, yeah. |
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After the story, everybody goes off to take a nap. When Terra awakens, she finds Locke standing around in her room. If I were Terra, I'd be a bit freaked that some guy was watching me sleep, but Terra being the pretty little fool she is decides some normal conversation is better in line. |
| Head to the northernmost room in the Hideout, which is loaded with treasures. There is also a hidden passage. Head down the wall from here to recieve a.... |
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White cape, a nice little relic which will raise your defence a bit, and protect from imp and mute. |
| Sounds like the catholic church. |
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You can also have a heartwarming chat with Sabin. |
| ...and with Edgar, who doesn't want to "push you too hard". |
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Here you have the choice of going with the returners or not. No matter what you choose, you will end up joining, and it won't affect anything in the game besides recieving either a Gauntlet or Genji Glove. Choose "Yes" to get the gauntlet, or "No" to get the genji glove. I go with no, because the genji glove is a much better item. Choosing "Yes", however, will give you an interesting "Council" scene. Decisions, decisions... |
| If you choose no, Terra will have her little depressed episode. I might not be able to put my hope into her, but I know what I might like to put into her. *smack* Okay...yeah, I deserved that one. |
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News will come to the returners that South Figaro has been taken over by the Empire. *gasp* Anyway, Locke will leave the group to check out the situation. |
| But not before giving us gracious players a classic one-liner. "Lecherous young king." Gotta love it. |
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After this scene, you decide it best to escape the hideout before the empire finds you. You grab a raft and head down the Lete River (translated to l4m3r as 31337 River). When you come to the first split, it doesn't really matter which route you take. Going left is the longest, going up is the shortest. |
| The enemies here aren't too tough. Have Terra attack, Edgar use Auto Crossbow, Sabin use aura bolt (down left left) or fire dance (left left down right right), and have Banon use Health. |
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At the second split, going up will lead you in a circle, which allows you to gain some levels. I like to gain levels here, because you won't have another chance for a long time. I usually gain until Terra has about 440HP. |
| Once you are done leveling, head left to get out of the Lete River. But you won't escape without fighting the RPG world's coolest boss ever: Ultros. He's a rabid octopus, he's got a million wisecracks, and he's a gonna whomp your ass. Well, not really. Actually, he's a pansy, and his wisecracks suck. "Game Over". Real original. |
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If you use Terra's fire in this battle, Ultros will cry out "Seafood Soup." Don't ask me, I don't really know either. |
| "I guess we thrashed it." Doesn't Sabin realize that everytime you say something like that, you are just asking for trouble? |
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Yes folks, she can toast 50 imperial soldiers on her own, but she can't fight off a measly tentacle. I just don't get it. |
| Yes, I know this is a mistake. I just thought it'd be funny to keep it in anyway. |
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Next up on the list to be seperated: Sabin. So there are now 3 groups out there....which means, its time for scenarios! Coming next time, the wonderful directorial debut of the FF6 scenarios. |
