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Ah yes, the lovely opening cinemas to FF6. We love them, we hate them, we REALLY wish we could skip them, but we can't. You have to love this last little phrase. I mean, come on, EVERYBODY in power is always on the verge of making a senseless, deadly mistake. Do they really have to ask this? Sheesh. |
| Its a good thing these guys know their mission well. They've just travelled hundreds, maybe thousands of miles to get to the town of Narshe, and they don't even know why the girl is with them. You can tell these guys are real winners. |
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Damnit, this isn't the name I am looking for. Get off the screen loser! |
| Now that's what I'm looking for. You are my God Uematsu! My God! |
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Before we begin the real walkthrough, I just thought I would share with you my favorite background. Its so pretty. Its like playing FFVI on a stone slab. Now just try and tell me you haven't thought about playing FFVI on a stone slab. This is a true dream come true. Bravo Squaresoft. Bravo. |
| Needless to say, if you use this background, I don't want to talk to you. Ever. |
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And so we enter the town of Narshe. Your true mission is still a mystery, but you now know you are looking for an "esper". It also appears you aren't wanted in the town of Narshe. You'll fight a few incredibly pansyish enemies. If you get hurt (I don't know how you would), your magitek suits have a heal function. |
| After pounding on the poor town guards (you almost feel sorry for the bastards), you will enter a cave filled with more pansy enemies. Joyous. Beat em up, gain some levels, and move on. |
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You get your first chance to save at the little glowing thingy in the cave. Wow, isn't it a great time to be alive? Look at me! My name is ????? Ph33R ME! |
| Its the first boss of the game, and he is just as pansyish as the enemies you fought, provided you do as the picture says and don't attack the shell. Or attack the shell, its not like it matters, you can just heal for free anyway. See Below for boss info. Reccomended Level: 5 |
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After defeating the whelk, continue on until you come to this funny lookin` thang. Hey maw, whas` that there shiny thing? Mother may have told you to leave stuff you don't know alone, but in this case, you want to play with it. |
| Well I'll be hogtied in a shoehorn, its an esper! But this is one unhappy esper, and we all know what unhappy espers do don't we? |
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Well, it looks like ????? has now transformed into GIRL. Things are looking up. And will you look at that? You have been rescued by OLD MAN. Gotta love these names. Anyway, listen to OLD MAN, because OLD MEN are wise and always have lots of info. But OLD MEN also seem to like GIRLS, so if you see him drooling, then run. |
| Make sure to grab the elixir in this clock. Elixirs are rare, so you can bet your booty I'll be telling you where you can find them all. Anyway, after that, head out the house and into the cave, where you will fight some more wussy enemies. |
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After leveling up, head as far up into the cave as you can, where you will be assailed by some Narshe soldiers. What will happen next? Dear me, you'll just have to find out. Reccomended Level: 7 |
