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Upon entering Figaro castle, you find that they are glad to see you. Or maybe not. "Oh, its you." Ouch, Locke gettin' burned. You can't do much except buy stuff at the moment. The only things worth buying are the Bio Blaster and Noise Blaster. Don't spend your money on the auto crossbow, because you will get one for free soon. |
| Hail to the king baby. He seems a bit surprised to see Terra. Who wouldn't be? I mean, green hair is a turn on to me, isn't it with you? |
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A few quick words about Edgar...isn't that a lovely expression on his face? |
| Locke and Edgar exchange a few words, then Locke runs off to do..whatever it is characters do when they aren't on screen. *cough* He won a contest, folks. Anyway, here we get one of the first one (three?) liners of the game. Edgar layin on the charms! He racks up a few points for this one. |
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A few more points. |
| ....Shot down. |
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Edgar will then leave, allowing you to freely roam around the castle. You can go out and gain a quick level or two with Terra (since she quickly falls behind Locke and Edgar, and when you are done search out ol` man Matron to hear yet another exciting flashback story. |
| You'll hear a very interesting story from ol` Matron, and you will also be introduced to Sabin, a buff young man related to Edgar. Hooray. When the story is done, head on back to the throne room. |
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You'll then be introduced to Kefka for a second time with the classic line "Phooey". Ah yes, Ted Woolsey, you really know how to captivate the audiences. |
| Kefka and Edgar exchange some sublimely abrasive comments to each other regarding Terra. It appears Kefka and the Empire are after her, in a different way from Mr Pervert Edgar. |
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Follow Locke back to "your room". This confused me a lot the first time I played it, cause you can only follow Locke for the first two screens, when he suddenly races ahead of you for some odd reason. But just go out the door to the tower to the right of the castle. And I still don't understand Terra's comment of "You're Locke, right?" She travelled with this Bozo all the way from Narshe, then she acts like she doesn't even know him! Translation error? Or is Terra just a blonde at heart? |
| One of the best one-liners in the game, IMHO. You better not call this wild man a thief! |
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Locke will then leave Terra again (lovin' em and leavin' em) to her own devices. Then, the scene switches to Edgar, whom awakes with a start to find the castle afire. |
| Who knew Beavis and Butthead would show up in FF6? |
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| Kefka won't let you get away that easily, however, and he'll send some of his easily destroyable friends after you. Use your new autocrossbow and Terra's fire to easily destroy these morons. |
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If you use Terra's fire in this battle, you'll get an amusing little cut scene. And yet another delicious one liner. She's loaded for bear, aw yeah! |
| Okay, I was wrong. THIS is the best one-liner in the game. No one liner will ever top SON OF A SUBMARINER! Except maybe the Spoony Bard. its hard to tell. |
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After horribly burning her enemies to death, Terra will then ask if they were bad people. I'm sorry, but these guys either made some really bad mistakes in translation, or Terra is just the stupidest girl to ever be born. She roasts those guys to a crisp without even a blink, then says she's scared of the bad men? I just don't get it. Its an utter paradox. |
| You will next be introduced to the Returners, an underground resistance organization. Its time to meet these returners. And thus, our heroes head off to South Figaro to discover what adventure lays in wait. Tune in next time, same bat time, same bat channel. |
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