Quotes!

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Every moment you spend looking back is a moment you could have spent looking forward. - Kamorge

My wife was kidnapped by the Imperial Army. I was given a choice. Become a soldier of the Empire... or have the remains of my beloved delivered to me, one piece at a time. I selected the former. - Thomson

Old man?! I still possess dhe strength to slap you arount like a ret-heatet stepchilt! - Zakov

I will tear your heart of stone from your chest and use it to shatter your skull! - Bastion

I AM SO TOTALLY EMBARRASSED! - Claire

Sadira, you are the epitome of evil. - Bastion

So tell me, Claire, have you pulled any fingers lately? Heh, heh, heh! - Sadira

Hey, everyone, I was a midget and my dad laughs like he's having an asthma attack! - Sadira

You see, Bastion? Not only is Milea in fine health, but her tumble off the cliff has turned her into a genius! - Reyna

Do you know how long it took me to move an ATAC without smashing into every tree within a mile's radius? - Bastion

'Let's go on a trip, Bastion! Just me and you in my lingerie!' - Claire

"That is by far the lamest ATAC I have ever seen! Are you Hibernians sniffing glue or WHAT?" - Claire

Radcot: Eh heh heh heh! Oh, Princess! Your words are like sweet nothings whispered into my ear! Sadira: The only thing I'm going to put into your ear is my sword, you grotesque sack of pockmarked flesh!

Faulkner: Is that a wise idea, Madoc? I recall that your hemorrhoids were flaring up not long ago. Madoc: It was my arthritis, I can sit just fine!

Madoc: This is my sixty-ninth ATAC design. Hence, I call it...ATAC sixty-nine. It is my masterpiece. It is your destruction! Duyere: Madoc, are you sure that you can't repair my Sarbelas?! This ATAC is an embarrassment! I'll beg you if I have to! Madoc: No. Faulkner: You will simply have to be utterly humiliated along with the rest of us, Prince Duyere. Madoc: There is nothing humiliating about Number 69, Faulkner! You and Duyere should be proud! There are men across the Continent who would kill for the opportunity to try 69 for themselves! Now cease your complaints! Zakov: Dhis ATAC is vonderful! Never haff I been so owervhelmed by your genius, Madoc! I vill glatly sing dhe praises of 69 to anyone who vill listen! Madoc: You always were the most sensible man in the Imperial Army, Zakov. Zakov: All of dhese fools vill succumb to dhe power of 69! Madoc: I can already envision a new term being coined in the aftermath of our victory today. When a foe is defeated in battle, the victor will cry out, 'And how did it feel to be 69ed?!'

"No more 69ing for me!" - Zakov

Faulkner: Of course! Why didn't I think of reviving the Zulwarn?! Puck: Because you're dumb.

I'm certain there are more funny or memorable quotes out there, so feel free to send them in!