Easy as ABC

	From Cactus Town, head north, cross the bridge, and then continue north until you reach a cave entrance. No, it's not the final dungeon, but it's pretty close! Enter the cave, then enter the small doorway and speak with Mr. ABC. Ack! What the hell IS it? Why, it's Mr. ABC, of course! Look, if you need to place your palm over his portrait to continue the game, I understand. It's hard to concentrate with that... thing, looking at you. At any rate, Mr. ABC will let you take the Subway to the Final Tower (ummm...) if you answer his question. The answer, of course, is ARIGATO. Now ride the subway (it's an incredibly short ride) to what appears to be another 2D Special Stage.
Actually, it's 3 more Special Stages! The first one consists of a slow-moving mine cart ride. You should have no problem at all. The second section has a lot of bridge crossing and ground that collapses under your feet. I recommend running across the breaking bridges to prevent falling, and Miracle Kicking to reach bridges that seem too high to reach. When you reach the end of the second Special Stage, don't even attempt to hit the P Block... you can't get it without dying. Finally, we have some giant spiked ball dodging to do. Hang on the ceilings to avoid them as they slowly pass by, then advance. When you reach the end of the Special Stage, rejoice! We have another cave to go through before the final dungeon! Arggh!
	Another sewer to run through... great... thankfully, this one is rather easy. Take the dock across the pool of GREEN water to the dock on the far right (ignore the first one.) Take the stairs, then sail across the next pool of water to another staircase. Inside lies the final tower. We're here!