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Von Hesler The other websites couldn't get him, but General Von Hesler has taken time out of his busy schedule of taking over the world to do this exclusive interview! Yes indeed. RPGClassics is the only website I go to! (Somehow I doubt that...)...Anyway...what's up with you lately? I heard you used to be a nice guy, and one helluva father to Rudy. I dunno. I USED to be nice. Now something inside of me seems to be telling me to do naughty stuff. You know, picking flowers from other people's gardens, stealing candy from babies, taking over the world, stuff like that. Now Rudy has run away and he told me he's going to gather Spike and Camelia to thwart my "evil" schemes. I don't know what has gotten into him... Yeah, kids are like that. If I had a kid, I'd be like "HEY! If you look at me like that one more time, I'm selling you to the Chinese Black Market!" And I'd mean it too! I mean, kids need to be disciplined! Hmmmm, maybe you're right... Of course I'm right! After all, I'm an Eskimo wearing a blue parka, what more do you need to know? Ah, excellent point. That blue parka really must strike fear into children. They're probably scared stiff of you! As they should be...
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