Vampra

Ok, well, our budget's only so high, so were only able to interview Vampra over the satellite transmission. How you coming in, Vampra?

Oh, I'm getting good reception over here!

Super. So, you are Camelia's mother, and you have no actual part in this game, am I correct?

Well, I am 1/3 of the leader of Vladamasco. And FYI, I do make a slight appearence in the ending.

Hey, quit trying to spoil the game to all our loyal readers by giving away the ending! What are you trying to do, sabotage the whole world or something?

How could somebody possibly sabotage the whole world? You don't even make sense...

Hey, woman, do you see this hammer?

Not really, you're so small and simple, your hammer kinda looks like a wooden watermelon, it doesn't look very threatening to me.

Hey, I'm a video game classic! Nobody's even heard of you before! I'm player 1 on Ice Climber! ICE CLIMBER! One of the first NES games. You're just a nonexistant character in an RPG nobody's even heard of!

Ice Climber? Never heard of it.

What's that? I think we're uh...losing reception. You're fading away! Where are you? *switches off the satellite transmission* That ought to shut her up...