Professor Steam

Well, howdy there, Professor.

Hello there, Popo.

So, tell us a little about yourself. I mean...who exactly are you?

You could say I'm Spike's guardian. I follow him to whichever location he is, and give him life refills, help him enter Dracuman Castle, tell him when he's leveled up...and encourage him.

Follow him wherever he goes, eh? Sounds like a stalker to me...

Absolutely not...in fact...it's quite the...

STALKER!!! Spike's only a child! You should be ashamed of yourself, Professor Steed!

That's Professor STEAM, and I already told you, I am NOT a stalker!

Oh! I better tell Dracuman that you're stalking his son!

Dracuman?! Uh-oh...the restraining order...looks like this is my cue to exit!