Spike McFang

We have a special treat today: the one and only...the star of The Twisted Tales of Spike McFang...Spike McFang!!

Thanks for having me, Popo.

(As if I had anything to do with it...)

What was that?

Oh...nothing...so I understand you are the star of the game? Tell us a little about yourself!

Hmmmm...well, as you know, I am the son of Dracuman and my mother...I'm heir to my father's kingdom...and I saved Vladamasco from certain destruction from an evil spirit that took over General Von Hesler, and gave him aspirations of world domination. I attack by throwing my hat (which acts like a boomerang, believe it or not!). I can also spin my cape at enemies (but I sometimes get dizzy, believe it or not!). I can also do lotsa card tricks to bamboozle my opponents (it's true, believe it or not!), and not only that but I'm also a vampire! See my teeth? (I'm even a good vampire, believe it or not!?) Isn't that cool!? I bet you've never interviewed somebody as interesting as me, huh? Have you?

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Spike takes Popo's wallet and runs off.

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