Rudy

Well, well, well...if it isn't General Von Hesler's son, Rudy...

That's absolutely correct, Popo.

So I guess that would make you Von Hesler's partner in crime?

Absolutely not! In fact, I am journeying with Spike to prove my father's innocence, because I just KNOW that he has been taken over by something.

Of course, that sounds exactly like what Von Hesler's partner would say...so you're gonna get all buddy-buddy with Spike, and when he least suspects it...BAM!!! No more Spike, and your father is free to rule the world...you make me sick, Rudy...

No, actually, I become Spike's good friend...and it turns out that I am right about it all. I'm not evil, neither is my father! It's not our fault!

Riiiiiight....security!

Yeah boss?

Take this criminal away...

Sure thing, boss.

No! You've got me all wrong! Unhand me! I'm a good guy, I swear! I'm the one who will thwart my father! I will save the children's lives! That Blue Eskimo is just a forgotten character in a first generation NES game! He knows nothing about the SNES, or any of its games!!!

Yeah...whatever...