Hydra

Welcome Hydra.

Why yes, I am Hydra. Yes, I am General Von Hesler's second in command, and yes, I will double cross him at the last moment! I am the embodiment of evil! Wahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaa!!!!!!

Whatever. You're the embodiment of annoyance...

AHAHAHAHHAHAA! You're a funny one, Popo! Imagine me, being annoying! That's as funny as the time Felina was drinking milk and I picked her up and started shaking her upside down, and smacking her on the back of the head until milk started dripping out of her nose!

That's not funny, that's just plain mean! That's your daughter, ya know?!

Yeah, but it was like soooooo totally funny! She had to go to the hospital for 3 weeks! You should have saw the look on her face when she was in that coma!

I'm surprised you haven't had your daughter taken away from you...anyway, why do you want to rule Vladamasco?

I dunno. I could...like, build this giant speaker system maybe, and tell the whole world all of my funny jokes!

You know, you didn't act this way in the game. You were much more devious...

Yeah, but I was just ACTING then. This is the real me! If the game was called "Hydra McFang", and I starred in it, you'd know the real me! Hey, I have a joke now! Why did the cat cross the road?

I don't know. Why did the cat cross the road?

So I could force it to drink milk, and then turn it upside down and smack it on the back of the head while shaking it so milk would drip out its nose and it would be in a coma for 3 weeks! Get it!?!?

Whatever...