Dracuman

We have here, the father of Spike McFang, as well as a leader of 1/3 of Vladamasco, Dracuman. He is currently vacationing somewhere, so we'll bring him here through our satellite transmission.

I'm coming in loud and clear from here in Nantucket.

Nantucket eh? That reminds me of a rather amusing limerick. Want to hear it?

No, that's ok. Believe it or not, that limerick is the official slogan of Nantucket!

Really? That's cool! So, I know Spike and your wife aren't there with you, because I'm interviewing them in person, so is it much fun going alone?

Heh, more than you could ever imagine. Whenever I tell anybody that I'm a ruler of Vladamaco, all the ladies just flock over to me. Heh, I'm having the greatest time of my life!

So you're hanging out with all the ladies of Nantucket, and your wife's nowhere in sight? Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Yes.

Cool! I envy you! If I ever tried to pull a stunt like that, my wife would be all like "Hey! Get back here! I need you to go to the seal hole and club us a seal for dinner!" It's tough being an Eskimo, ya know?

I hear ya. I was an Eskimo for a small portion of the 60s. But maybe I was just hallucinating it...

Uh...well, whatever man, time to go! Hope your wife's not reading this inteview on RPGClassics!

Did you say RPGClassics? That's my wife's favorite website!! Uh oh...