Dowson

So, Dowson, you're the local shopkeeper of this game?

Indeed, in fact, I'm the "local" shopkeeper in every shop in Vladamasco!

That's pretty interesting, how can you possibly manage that?

I'm glad you asked that. It's a rather interesting story. You do want to hear my story, don't you?

No, not really. You sound like a totally uninteresting person.

Person? Do I look like a person to you?

Yes.

Oh...well, I can assure you, I'm not a person! I'm more of an...uh..one-eyed thing with four tentacles for arms.

What's so interesting about that?

Who said anything about being interesting?

Oh, who knows. But remember, nobody's going to care about this interview if it's not interesting, so well, I guess maybe we shouldn't be doing this interview at all?

Hey, I'll sell you a monkey for only 10,000 G!

What a bargain! I'll take it!

The transaction takes place, and Popo gets the monkey.

Hey! This is great!

Now THAT'S interesting.