Clarence

So I hear you go by Clarence, even though your real name is Ching Cao Qiang, what's up that?

Ching Cao Qiang is my mother-given name, and I must break off all ties with her.

Why's that?

My father was a workaholic. My mother was a butterfly...and I am the creature you see before you. Because my mother was a butterfly, I spent my childhood being a caterpillar. Do you know what it's like to be a caterpiller?

I know exactly how you feel. My father was an alcoholic too.

Are you even listening to me?

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Anyway, you did a pretty good job training Spike on Fighter Island. So why do you train people there anyway?

It's all a part of my brilliant plan. You see, I'll build up an army of fighters, and I'll become their general. When my army is big enough, I'm going to turn them against my mother. AHAHAHAAA! I'll have an army so powerful, there'll be nothing my mother can do!!!

Isn't your mother just a butterfly? Why do you need an army for that?

Hey! You're right! You know what? I'm going over to my mother's house right now to rip off her wings!

Ok. All you kids out there: Clarence is NOT a role model. DO NOT, I repeat...DO NOT rip off your mother's wings.